

Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouDear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate You
It's true.
I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.
You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"
Well, I'm gonna tell you why.
1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.
Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page
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Safe Sex 101, according to Stephen Colbert:
1) blow up a condom
2) attempt to tie it up
3) watch it explode
4) eat a banana
You've got to see this, it's hilarious! [link]
Please don't hesitate to stop by my page for some words of advice about settling down here, or simply for a friendly chat!
Matt
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